One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”

“It’s supposed to be raining Thank Yous on Thursday, after an ingratitude draugh…”

“I won an Oscar. I Won it in a raffle. It’s a replica, but I still gave a teary-…”