One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my je…”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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“Two years ago I bought my brother’s slightly used iMac for five hundred bucks. …”

“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns int…”