One plus love equals lonely.

“A blanket could be used to foil slave traders. But so could tinfoil and leftove…”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”

“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”