One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.


“When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t…”

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

“All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happe…”

“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”