One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top four to anyone who doesn’t have a thumb.

“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that t…”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)
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“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdresse…”