Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.


“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll o…”

“Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? …”

“A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be m…”