Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your tree so he could peek in your second story bedroom window.

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, an…”

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtain…”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”