Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…”

“I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.”

“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father,…”

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aq…”