Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!


“Hellos are ascending in speed, not slowing down like goodbyes. I may say hi as …”

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural…”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”