Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something. Auteur: Lauren Barnholdt Copy Quote More from Lauren Barnholdt “If you want to know the truth,” he says, leaning forward like he’s getting read…” “If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if yo…” “a) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten …” “My eyes are a little blood shot from crying, and my hair's messy. But other tha…”