Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What’ll it be, fellas?” Orafoura replies, “Love.” The Mythical Mr. Boo says, “Hate.” And Love made flesh says, “I agree with both these guys. Better make it a whiskey sour.

“With gift giving, if it’s the thought that counts, then a picture of a Mercedes…”

“I’m the last one to pick, but the first one to choose.”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”