Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.

“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”

“Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s al…”

“My day starts like a regular guy’s. I wake up, drink raw eggs, run around Phila…”

“Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.”