Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.

“If I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral…”

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please p…”

“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Cho…”

“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost …”