Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

“You know, in everyone’s life you go through just trying to learn what one times…”

“Entering the foyer, Royale already decided that he would thank Shake once more …”

“You know what I want? I just want you to be open to the fact that I am a woman.…”

“And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pul…”