People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just goes with the territory. Romance, it’s all in the gloves.

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin,…”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you…”

“I am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by me…”