People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer is yes, after I publish it and they pay for it.

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offer…”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps …”

“Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”