People are like books. You can either read them, or you can burn them. But before I try to read you, I’ve got to ask, Are you a heretic?

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”

“Renaldina told Renaldo and Renaldo told me, so that’s two points for possible m…”

“I’ll never be as old as someone older than me, but I can be older than them if …”

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean …”