People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a kiss combined. It’s like lust overload.

“A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
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“If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ne…”

“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the …”

“Bricks could be used like trophies. And if we give them to everyone, just for p…”