People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work online in the middle of the night—to catch all the worms halfway across the world.

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any m…”

“It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is …”

“A brick could be used to determine whether you are really in love or not. But y…”