People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven. I know, because I’ve been to Cleveland.


“A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. …”

“Bricks could be used like trophies. And if we give them to everyone, just for p…”

“Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.”

“I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in …”