People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.

“We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started drippin…”

“An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music,…”

“I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.”

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good id…”