Personally, I’ve been here since 1982, and I’d say it’s about time for breakfast.

“I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.”

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itch…”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”