Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.

“Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones ea…”

“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwoo…”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”