Pete Rose’s last name is so sweet, he can’t be a cheater. But a cheat by any other name would smell just as sweet.

“All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, b…”

“She asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stag…”