Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which can be converted into capes.

“It’s times like these, in the middle of the night, that I wonder about the wisd…”

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Wil…”

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“A brick could be used to show you how to live a richer, fuller, more satisfying…”