Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “When I see a cop’s lights behind me at two in the morning, and I have my disco …” “It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…” “I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Wors…” “She had amber-colored eyes. Or maybe they were blue, and I was confusing their …”