Please don't joke and bleed at the same time. Auteur: Rachel Hawkins Copy Quote More from Rachel Hawkins “I ran my big toe over the faucet, which was made to look like a golden swan. I …” “I’m so happy to see you that I wouldn’t care if you’re secretly a ninja sent fr…” “Jenna and Vix laughed at that and, after making me promise to hang out with the…” “Sophie's here, but Elodie's possessing her right now.""In that case, I'll wait …”