Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.

“I worked with a sketch artist, but I was driving fast when I saw the suspect, s…”

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mo…”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my s…”