Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Auteur: Mark Twain Copy Quote More from Mark Twain “I'll not go where there is any of that sort of thing going on, again. It's the …” “The wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, jud…” “The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; th…” “Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tri…”