Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example …”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”