Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s ass.

“Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and…”

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. Wha…”

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”