Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “Honey, times like this, it helps to think of yourself as a sofa or a newspaper,…” “Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people…” “In the outside world, my brother told me, people were as reckless as animals an…” “Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, i…”