President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because c…”

“Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!”

“So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my h…”

“In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher stand…”