Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, the first woman to walk on the moon, or the first woman to be courted by two clones who looked like Christian Bale?

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”

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“Me: On time. Women: Late. Death: Early.”

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I…”