Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a coffee cup full of jock cock. In a contact sport I’ve got to protect my genitals.

“She had lips like two wavy slices of crisp bacon, and her kisses felt like grav…”

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician fas…”

“Women won’t sleep with me for the same reason that I don’t pay for sex—I don’t …”

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asle…”