Rather than dirt, I’d rather push a wheelbarrow full of books. Dirty books.

“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older …”

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”

“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break…”