Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that…”

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them…”