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“I was falling for Elyssa and my track record with girls looked like a zombie ap…”

“Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.”

“Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and sme…”

“Everything occurred in phases. The "Holy Crap, We're Dead!" phase was marked by…”