Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

“New Rule: If you get to serve me a quarter-head of lettuce with dressing on it,…”

“Since the topic is science, the non scientists don't get a vote. We shouldn't d…”

“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high sch…”

“New Rule: Coal companies have to stop calling coal "energy." That's like a lumb…”