Resist the racist. That’s my advice, honkey.

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be u…”