Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshield wipers in a stormy arcade evening. I like my respect with lots of elbow room and melted cheese on top.

“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”

“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”