Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.

“I’ve had a stressful day, and I need something stronger than beer. Somebody fet…”

“My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.”

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtain…”

“I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a t…”