Right at the edge is where you’ll find me. The edge of the middle.

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because …”

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”