Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Life insurance is a dying industry.” “Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I though…” “Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading …” “I have an electric blanket, but I think it’s criminal to use it any time other …”