Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature while I still can.

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”

“A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket…”

“Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well docum…”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”