Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”

“If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a humming…”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”

“A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the bett…”