Rule #1: Hurt, but do not harm.

“You have no idea who he is, Suzanne. If you judge him by his actions, you will …”

“My, my, my…” She sighed, affecting a Southern drawl she no doubt stole from Wes…”

“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably b…”

“Excuse me," Zach began, trying to regain control of this conversation, "but did…”