SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited.

“MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as…”

“Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in…”

“Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.”

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”