Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.

“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”

“She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marin…”

“I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.”