Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every single one of my friends has a healed up knife wound deep in their back.


“I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.”

“I never understood the term “Ass hat.” Not until I misplaced my Fedora, and dec…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of gett…”